Twin Dao Swords
- Dated: circa 18th century
- Culture: Chinese
- Medium: steel, copper, silk, wood, leather
So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.
i have been singing this everywhere, even as im going to sleep and i dont even care
LOSING MY SHIT
im gunNA VOMIT
"Of course you have left overs that looks fucking gross" I LOST IT THERE
When the faces come together and do the thing
When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level…
is that aph england
I just want Tumblr to know that I have never, not once, wanted to reblog a text post as a link.